I'm Not Your Tranny Boi

Words © 2003-07 Anderson Toone Sung to the tune of: Not your Steppin' Stone by The Monkees.

I yi-yi-yi-yi'm not your Tranny Boi

I yi-yi-yi-yi'm not your Tranny Boi

When I first met you girl, you didn't have a clue
But now you're walkin' round like gender ended with you
You been so ambitious bout the peeps you use
And why you put my name in your book of who's who?

Cuz baby:

I yi-yi-yi-yi'm not your Tranny Boi

I yi-yi-yi-yi'm not your Drag King Toy

You're trying to make your mark in the academe
You're droppin' all those names that you dropped on me
You're working on yr post-doctoral candidacy
Appropriating parts of my identity

I yi-yi-yi-yi m not your Tranny Boi

I yi-yi-yi-yi m not your Trendy Toy

You say you are an 'ally' in the family
' cause you've appended 'T' to your LGB
You wanna know how many years I've been on T
and will I show my dick for your documentary?

but baby

I yi-yi-yi-yi'm not your Tranny Boi

I yi-yi-yi-yi m not your Trendy Toy ...

You see me in The L-Word and a feature or two
But so far I'm deceitful and I'm sexist too
Another lazy stereotype, more classist lies,
So when I wind up dead
You won't identify

but baby

I yi-yi-yi-yi'm not your Tranny Boi

You say you are an 'ally', Mr. HRC
cause you appended T relatively recently
You take my tranny pennies at the SCC
then sell me down the river for expediency...

But Joey....I I I I I'm not yr tranny boy
I I I I I'm not yr gender toy

I voted for you Nancy, thought you spoke for me
since San Francisco is your home constituency
that means 10 thousand trannies pay your salary!!!!
you SO misread how far we've come transnationally

cuz Nancy, I I I I I'm not yr tranny boy
I'm not your gender toy

You say our struggles newer, we should wait and see
conveniently forgetting actual hiZtory
we've been here all the time, THAT's the reality
There would have been no stonewall without the trannies

You've always been Tphobic now its clear to see
But no one else is buying your hate-mongering
Whats come to light is just your fear and bigotry
Another dumb white male whose out of step Barney

And Frankly, I I I I I'm not yr tranny boy
I'm not your gender toy

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